The Band

Although not widely known, Donald Trump was once a huge fan of the Beatles. ¬†After watching women flock to and swoon over the Beatles, Trump became “unhinged” with jealousy and began to lash out at them. ¬†

Referring to them as “The Loser Beatles”, he made it his mission to show that they were “dumb” and “untalented”.

Toward that end, he used his considerable financial means to commission an up-and-coming band to give up their own musical dreams and become “The Trump Beatles”.

According to Trump, all lyrics for the Trump Beatles were written by Trump himself, with absolutely no influence from any of the original Beatles songs, though some may argue that similarities exist.